Sometimes I Feel Like I'm the Only One Trying to Gentrify This Neighborhood

Hilarious, and disturbingly accurate, article from the Onion:

"When I moved into this neighborhood, I fell in love right away. Not with the actual neighborhood, but with its potential: It's affordable, there are nice row houses all around just waiting to be filled up by my friends, there's lot of open space to be exploited, and plenty of parking. Plus, this area has got a great authentic feel and, with a little work, it could be even more authentic. Perfect, right?"

Nod to Rudy, once again.